-MARTELEPON-

Sepakat ma Bapak Mittop dohot Omak Mittop memakai kata khiasan untuk urusan "sesuatu".
alana na puang nga mulai balga be si Mittop, nga kalas 4 SD, nga mulai diattusi be akka na masa.
jadi sepakat ma halak i mamakke istilah "Martelepon" untuk aktifitas suami istri......(heeemmmm...Unang dipaanjang da...sensorrrr)

Jadi disada borngin, manonton sinetron ''Jodha Akbar" ma Omak Mittop dohot si Mittop, hape Bapak Mittop nungga di kamar.

Dijou Bapak Mittop ma si Mittop ninna ma :
"Dokkon tu omak mu, naeng martelepon Bapa...."

Pittor Marikkat ma si Mittop mandapotton omak na :
"Omak... Naeng Martalepon Bapa ninna..."

Ninna Omak ni si Mittop i ma :
"ahhh heppot nai bapak mi, ai dipaima jo nian jolo iklan pilim ''Ratu Jodha'' on,,, eeegggrrr amang.....Dok tu Bapam dang adong sinyal..."

Pittor didapotton si Mittop ma Bapakna, ninna:
"Bapa,,, ninna omak dang adong sinyal....."

Jadi Ninna Bapak na ma muse :
"Dok tu omak mu boi dope i, adong do sinyal molo dikamar"

Dipasahat si Mittop ma songoni tu Omak na :
"Omaaa.. ninna Bapa dikamar adong do sinyal..."

Ninna Omak Mittop ma :
"aduhh... bantu kami dewa... heppot ni bapak mi ahhh....Dok tu Bapam, Lowbet batre na"

Dipasat si Mittop ma : "Bapa... ninna oma lowbet batre heppon na"

Ninna Bapak Mittop : "asing Omak mon ahhh.. dok tu Omak sambil mancas pe boi do martelepon, dang sundat martelepon alani lowbet"

Dipasahat si Mittop ma songon hata ni bapak nai :
"Oma.. sambil mancas ninna Bapa boi do martelepon, dang gabe sundat martelepon ala i lowbet ninna"

Ninna Omak Mittop huhut patubekbek :
"ahhh amang... bantu kami dewa... heppot ni bapak mi ah, sek tabo si Jodha Akbar on lalap naing martelepon, ai tung sabar ma nian. dok tu bapam dang adong Pulsa"

Marikkati ma si mittop tukamar, dipasahat si Mittop ma tu bapak na songoni :
"Bapa.. ninna omak dang adong pulsa"

Palak ma Bapak Mittop, ninna ma :
"Attong dokkon tu omak mu Oke lah, tu luar nama Bapa Martelepon, dok songoni da..."

Pittor marikkati ma si Mittop pasahatton sappe targanngu ma Omak Mittop manonton :
"Ahh amang .. Guttur nai si Mittop nami on, lak so boi konsentrasi be iba manotton pilim 'Ratu Jodha' on..
ahh amang,, ai ahamuse didok bapak mu...."

Ninna si Mittop ma :
"Ninna Bapa Oke lah oma, naeng tu Luar nama Bapa Martelepon..."

Omak Mittop : "Apa ???

Sai hira disambar petir ma Omak Mittop mambegei, Pittor jongjong ma Omak Mittop huhut  biraraon, didapotton ma Bapak Mittop tu kamar.
dipintu kamar dope nga sai hira Ronggur suara ni Omak Mittop,
Ninna Omak Mittop Ma :
"aha do maksud mu Pak Mittop ? Martelepon diluar nimmu Ho ?
Ooo... Bagus yaa !!! BAGUS....
Bege da pak Mittop, sanga Martelepon diluar ho, ikkon Hubukka WARTEL umum dijabu on, asa diboto ho..... cam kan itu baik baik !!!

Bapak Mittop : (sambil uring uringan) ... eehhh dang taralo ina ina marbada.....